Math Professor Quotes
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“Have I told you the golden rule yet? No? Whenever you think about using the existential quantifier, use the universal one. That’s the correct answer.” — Calculus professor -
“Are you entitled to concocting universes? Yes of course!” — Logic Professor -
“It sucks that we’re ending this semester with a lemma. Scratch that, we’re calling it a theorem. We deserve it.” — Mathematical Logic professor -
“Category Theory throws the middle finger at all other branches of pure mathematics… Oops. Don’t tell your other professors I said that.” — Category Theory professor -
“Oh, P3 would be interesting here. But we’re not allowed to think about P3.” — Dissertation supervisor on homogeneous structures -
“There are only two types of Mathematics: Category Theory and Physics.” — Category Theory professor -
“If the moon is a pickle, then Dr. C is an alien.” — Professor using herself to demonstrate the idea of implications being vacuously true. -
“Your proof isn’t technically correct, but math isn’t real anyway, so who really cares?” — Logic professor -
“Best wishes, here I should say for how long I wish, but because there are no good descriptors in our language, so I say to infinity.” — Logic professor -
“Wait, I’m confusing myself. Let’s start over.” — Logic Professor